Audrey. 20. Texas.

Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ  (via disorder)

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kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

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Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

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The best of life is built on what we say when we’re in love. Believe me, you’ll remember all the silly things you’ve said; and you’ll find that your life has been built on them. It isn’t nonsense, it’s the truth, it’s the only truth. Virginia Woolf, from Night And Day (via violentwavesofemotion)
But there are forces that don’t let you turn back and undo things, because to do so would be to deny what is already in motion, to unwrite and erase passages, to shorten the arc of a story you don’t own. Salvador Plascencia, The People of Paper (via quotes-shape-us)

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someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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One day, when you’re thinking back and trying to decide the moment that made you happiest, I hope it is difficult.
I hope it’s so difficult because that’s how many moments you spent happy.
That’s how many moments were so good you cannot just choose one.
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